Hopefully you'll have spotted the news that Manchester United have agreed a deal for Mr Carlos Tevez.
If not, firstly I'd pay more attention, but secondly, click here.
VILLA OPEN TO SPURS MOVE
And you also may have seen those juicy quotes from David Villa's agent saying he might be interested in moving to Spurs.
No? Click here then.
KEANE SET FOR LIVERPOOL MEDICAL
Speculation continues apace about Robbie Keane's impending move to Liverpool.
The Daily Mail claims Keane is due at Anfield at the start of next week for a medical, ahead of a move that will cost £18million intially, but could rise to £20million should Liverpool win the Premier or Champions League. No sniggering at the back.
The Sun reports similar news, and goes on to claim that Rafa Benitez will turn his attention away from Gareth Barry, and instead make a bid for Valencia's David Silva.
With Los Che in oodles and oodles of debt, Silva will apparently be a smidgen cheaper than Barry, and will provide a hell of a lot more hassle.
NEW SUITORS FOR XABI?
However, should Liverpool find someone else to stump up for Xabi Alonso, they might come back in for Barry.
And The Daily Mirror reckons they have found someone, and that someone is Fenerbache.
Now, whether it's another textbook piece of 2+2=5 rumour-mongering we're not sure, what with Luis Aragones being Fener's new boss, but hell - we're just the messenger.
ROBINHO 'DESPERATE' TO JOIN CHELSEA
The Independent reports that Brazilian party-boy Robinho is 'desperate' to leave Real Madrid and sign for Chelsea.
They claim a deal is more or less in place to take the 24-year-old to Stamford Bridge in exchange for the meaty sum of £25million.
The paper quotes a 'source' (him again) as saying Robinho will do whatever it takes to secure the move, including making a - gasp! Shock! Horror! - statement against the Spanish champions.
That's right kids - you read right - a statement.
If you listen carefully, you can probably hear Ramon Calderon quaking in his boots.
POMPEY TO NICK KABOUL?
Who thought that Younes Kaboul's transfer from Spurs could be so very interesting?
Sunderland thought they had their man on Thursday, only for him to ask for more time as Aston Villa came in with a late bid.
Now, The Sun claims that Portsmouth will gazump the pair of them and take the French 'defender' to Fratton Park.
The cheeky scamps.
CITEH TO NICK FRIEDEL?
And in more cheeky news, The Independent reports that Manchester City will nip in ahead of Aston Villa to sign Brad Friedel from Blackburn.
The big American was given permission to speak to Villa on Friday as Paul Robinson completed his move from Spurs to Ewood Park.
However, if Citeh fail then The Sun reckons they will go for Fulham's Antti Niemi instead.
Complicated it may be, but at least something is bloody happening.
AND THE REST...
Everton boss David Moyes will use the Andy Johnson transfer cash to buy Sporting Lisbon's Joao Moutinho...Middlesbrough have blocked Rangers' bid to sign Adam Johnson...Hull have signed Tottenham's Anthony Gardner on a six-month loan...Michael Mifsud's £1m switch from Coventry to Bristol City has hit a snag...Portsmouth have snatched Younes Kaboul from under the noses of Sunderland and Aston Villa...Leicester have signed Liverpool centre-back Jack Hobbs on a season-long loan...Birmingham are lining up a new £2m bid for Crystal Palace's Ben Watson...Nottingham Forest have signed Carlisle striker Joe Garner for £1.2m...Roque Santa Cruz wants clear-the-air talks with Blackburn after being linked with a £15m move to Manchester City...Sulley Muntari's £12m move to Inter Milan means Portsmouth can go for Shaun Wright-Phillips and Nickey Shorey...West Brom are in talks with Bolton to sign Abdoulaye Meite...Andy Johnson's £10.5m move to Fulham has moved a step closer...Rangers inability to agree terms with Fulham's Steven Davis could signal a move for him by Blackburn.
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"I think it's a huge mistake for Spurs to off-load Younes Kaboul. He was brought-in last year for his potential, not as the finished article, and due to unforseen circumstances he was thrown-in at the deep end and played almost the entire first half of the season. It takes time to develop as a good centre-half - the best don't reach their prime until their late 20s or early 30s - which is why I believe Spurs are being unduly hasty in getting shot of Kaboul. The fact that at least three other Premier League clubs are vying for his services must say something about the lad. "