This is Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko's(notes) new tattoo. It takes up his entire back, it was done by a person whose Twitter account can be found here, and it's ridiculously frightening.
Not only am I suggesting to children that they not get a tattoo that looks like this, I am suggesting to children that they not read Ball Don't Lie for the next day or so, until we can compile enough posts to push this one into the website's archives. It's a lovely spring day, go play outside.
And try not to have nightmares about Andrei Kirilenko's new tattoo.
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