Halle Berry introduced him as Evans Wadongaw! He pecked her on both cheeks* sigh*
CNN heroes is an intiative by Time Warner to celebrate citizens of the world who are doing good in their countries. Evans Wadongo a 23 year old Kenyan was among this year’s top ten finalist.
He says he couldn’t compete in school with other kids, cause of all these problems … that’s why he came up with the lantern project. To help kids from under privileged families. So that they can be better in school.
I also want to encourage the media (Especially TV news, lifestyle magazines and national press) to highlight more of such great stories of selflessness and inspiration rather than focusing solely on discussing the stupidity of our ‘so called ‘celebs’ and good for nothing idiotic politicians who mostly only think about themselves.
Ed note: If any of you have any ideas or thoughts of ordinary Kenyans doing extraordinary things let us know and we will pass them onto key media stakeholders to highlight their philanthropic causes.
I
was checking out the Standard and when I got to the Pulse, I quickly
threw the paper on the floor and sprinkled holy water on it!!!! WHY??
Not cause they had copy pasted posts from MM, nope … it’s cause of the
YU AD BELOW – who the fuck is their Ad agency??? I thought it was a
headless guy EEEK – when I got to work – I showed the girls and two
actually ran away!!!
My pal summed it up nicely- they really want to fuck us up! ‘It looks like they want to put fingers up our asses’
K-Twedi
Four is sinking further into a HAWT MESS! Their haughty CEO Paul
Wanyaga is living up to his rep of fucking up everything around him. Who
hired this pompous idiot to run K24? In his tenure at KTN he was merely
a lap dog and never added any meaningful value to the station. He has
now embarked on his customary stupid management style making isolated
nonsensical decisions, sending people on forced vacation,
unceremoniously firing others like DAVID KIMOTHO … ROSE KIMOTHO’s
brother without the basic courtesy of letting her know as an initiator.
The place has further degenerated into a muddle with everyone watching
their asses and not focusing on better content delivery.
This guy lacks in leadership skills and doesn’t have the faintest clue on how to inspire and set direction even for plebs. So far he can’t attract talent and is struggling for significance and wrestling control by instilling fear through erratic knee jerk decisions that have no bearing on the success of the business. We have waited to see enthused energy and an enhanced product brought about by his new ‘dominion’… Lakini wapi!
The People newspaper is set to re-launch early next month with a new design, improved image and kick ass editorial to push certain ‘agendas’ forward. I am dying to see what new innovative ideas they have for readers because Wanyaga has never done anything worthwhile rather than mainly kiss ass and schmooze the ‘right’ folk.
Since his ‘investiture’, the general mood of the place is clearly dampened by this disruptive force of an insecure fuck and I predict the only way is further down. Kwanza! PQ launches his new look KISS TV next week with a mix of News, Music and Soaps…K-Twedi Four will be further relegated in the pecking order of viewers. Its new owners will wonder why they even bothered because it will have next to zero ratings whilst hemorrhaging cash on poor content and pig headed management.
This guy lacks in leadership skills and doesn’t have the faintest clue on how to inspire and set direction even for plebs. So far he can’t attract talent and is struggling for significance and wrestling control by instilling fear through erratic knee jerk decisions that have no bearing on the success of the business. We have waited to see enthused energy and an enhanced product brought about by his new ‘dominion’… Lakini wapi!
The People newspaper is set to re-launch early next month with a new design, improved image and kick ass editorial to push certain ‘agendas’ forward. I am dying to see what new innovative ideas they have for readers because Wanyaga has never done anything worthwhile rather than mainly kiss ass and schmooze the ‘right’ folk.
Since his ‘investiture’, the general mood of the place is clearly dampened by this disruptive force of an insecure fuck and I predict the only way is further down. Kwanza! PQ launches his new look KISS TV next week with a mix of News, Music and Soaps…K-Twedi Four will be further relegated in the pecking order of viewers. Its new owners will wonder why they even bothered because it will have next to zero ratings whilst hemorrhaging cash on poor content and pig headed management.
November 25th, 2010 | 
Author:
Chico
Lawi will soon find himself escorted to the lifts veeery soon if he
doesn’t style up! Sources at Capiro tell us that the wakubwas there are
getting impatient by the day, cause Lawi is a freaking mess on air.
Almost every news broadcast he does is painful to listen to, he makes
soo many mistakes – and his accent is NEVER consistent.
They have thought of pre-recording him, but that only works for some segments, like business and sports. News on the top of the hour must be live always.
But I ask … why are the big shots complaining? Si they’re the ones that hired him??? What were they thinking??
They have thought of pre-recording him, but that only works for some segments, like business and sports. News on the top of the hour must be live always.
But I ask … why are the big shots complaining? Si they’re the ones that hired him??? What were they thinking??
I
was confronted by an outlandish realization the other day that I feel
compelled to share. A pseudo middle aged man whom I met at a country
club recently confirmed to me that ethnic chauvinism and nepotism is
alive and well in the Kenyan media scene.
Sadly he seemed not to realize his off the cuff sentiments spoke volumes about how regressive some peoples thinking has become.
Now please y’all ! Please don’t shoot the messenger! If you don’t like what I am about say…then I suggest you take a deep breath and chill out, discuss among yourselves …Better still take a break, go to the bathroom and pleasure yourself or something…just do something or anything or whatever calms you down.
*Sigh* Anyway here goes…At this country club’s bar on that material day at 9pm the TV was tuned to KTN in time for prime news. The Gathee in question was like ‘Weeee!Toa hio KTN. Weka igine!…. Weka kwa Macharia ama kwa Uhuru! I was like ‘WTF!’
So I asked him ‘Why not KTN? He was like ‘Why should ‘we’ watch news of ‘Andu Acio!…yet we are THE CONTRORRERS of the medias? Eh?
Playing the fool I probed further and asked him to expound on ‘The Controrrers…’ I thought it was a blatant attempt to humour him but his egotistical self took the bait anyway.
Here is how he explained it. ‘KBC ni Waihenya in charge sasa! before him? Waweru na? Waruru! Okay? Okay. Citizen si unajua tu!!Kei Twedi Fo? Obvious! Nation ni Rinus na before Kiboro na ? Wagethi? You see?
So? Why bother with people who don’t how to run business of media? Eh? Wanaweka urogo tu! Propagada stories….why bother?’
*SMH*
In recapitulation, he closed the loop for me by declaring ‘You just wait for twedy twerof!’(Loud obnoxious laughter followed by coughing and… chocking as if…but not quite!!)
*SMH* Sisemi kitu na siongei!
Ed Note Guys we’ve closed off the discusssion on this post. The post was not meant to whip up tribal sentiments. I was just sharing what I thought to be surprising sentiments I got from some random guy whom I thought to be pretty egostical and chauvanistic. I can’t even understand how anyone young or old for that matter can be so tribal. We really need to style up and accept diversity. Let us all be family – cool?
Lets move on to the next post – anyone who posts tribal stuff on that one will get his/her comment deleted.
Sadly he seemed not to realize his off the cuff sentiments spoke volumes about how regressive some peoples thinking has become.
Now please y’all ! Please don’t shoot the messenger! If you don’t like what I am about say…then I suggest you take a deep breath and chill out, discuss among yourselves …Better still take a break, go to the bathroom and pleasure yourself or something…just do something or anything or whatever calms you down.
*Sigh* Anyway here goes…At this country club’s bar on that material day at 9pm the TV was tuned to KTN in time for prime news. The Gathee in question was like ‘Weeee!Toa hio KTN. Weka igine!…. Weka kwa Macharia ama kwa Uhuru! I was like ‘WTF!’
So I asked him ‘Why not KTN? He was like ‘Why should ‘we’ watch news of ‘Andu Acio!…yet we are THE CONTRORRERS of the medias? Eh?
Playing the fool I probed further and asked him to expound on ‘The Controrrers…’ I thought it was a blatant attempt to humour him but his egotistical self took the bait anyway.
Here is how he explained it. ‘KBC ni Waihenya in charge sasa! before him? Waweru na? Waruru! Okay? Okay. Citizen si unajua tu!!Kei Twedi Fo? Obvious! Nation ni Rinus na before Kiboro na ? Wagethi? You see?
So? Why bother with people who don’t how to run business of media? Eh? Wanaweka urogo tu! Propagada stories….why bother?’
*SMH*
In recapitulation, he closed the loop for me by declaring ‘You just wait for twedy twerof!’(Loud obnoxious laughter followed by coughing and… chocking as if…but not quite!!)
*SMH* Sisemi kitu na siongei!
Ed Note Guys we’ve closed off the discusssion on this post. The post was not meant to whip up tribal sentiments. I was just sharing what I thought to be surprising sentiments I got from some random guy whom I thought to be pretty egostical and chauvanistic. I can’t even understand how anyone young or old for that matter can be so tribal. We really need to style up and accept diversity. Let us all be family – cool?
Lets move on to the next post – anyone who posts tribal stuff on that one will get his/her comment deleted.
Linda Muthama alias Nyambane’s second wife amepata ball *SMH*. What the fuck is up with these so called Kenyan comedians?
Here is a sketch of how it went down…
ACT ONE
Linda went on air during DNG’s show on Kiss fm and confirmed she has been munching on Nyambane’s ‘sweetie banana’ so much so, that she is the official carrier of his third born child. Why she chose the mass media to announce her dubious status of wife wa kando remains a mystery.
ACT TWO
Whilst Linda was on air a ka random-brat (who no doubt when she grows up will run this site) instead of doing homework was busy listening to Kiss at the time. She skipped to their school the next day and widely spread the udakuu that their classmate ‘Nyambalet’ now had two mums!! Whaaaaa! High durama at that ka-primo!
ACT THREE
A dejected Nyambalet went home to discuss this new development with her mummy aka Mrs Nyambane Orichino! Naturally she went bananas (pun intended) and saw it fit to confront the vermin that is soon to be her estranged husband.
ACT FOUR
During the confrontation, the Mongare Mongrel was unsurprisingly unleashed and the true colours of a neanderthal wife beater came to the fore. Yaani Mrs Nyambane Orichino was beaten like she was a common witch from some Kisiii village! ‘Wewee! Unareta feeteena gani hapa!
ACT FIVE
*Sigh* She has now reached out to FIDA, her lawyer and Kilimani Police kufungua kesi. Her husband might be haveturned out to be another woman’s meat but to her he has become as rat poison…..
TO BE CONTINUED… (Piano and Organ music…fades away to some SDA church choir singing) lights slowly fade out.!!
Here is a sketch of how it went down…
ACT ONE
Linda went on air during DNG’s show on Kiss fm and confirmed she has been munching on Nyambane’s ‘sweetie banana’ so much so, that she is the official carrier of his third born child. Why she chose the mass media to announce her dubious status of wife wa kando remains a mystery.
ACT TWO
Whilst Linda was on air a ka random-brat (who no doubt when she grows up will run this site) instead of doing homework was busy listening to Kiss at the time. She skipped to their school the next day and widely spread the udakuu that their classmate ‘Nyambalet’ now had two mums!! Whaaaaa! High durama at that ka-primo!
ACT THREE
A dejected Nyambalet went home to discuss this new development with her mummy aka Mrs Nyambane Orichino! Naturally she went bananas (pun intended) and saw it fit to confront the vermin that is soon to be her estranged husband.
ACT FOUR
During the confrontation, the Mongare Mongrel was unsurprisingly unleashed and the true colours of a neanderthal wife beater came to the fore. Yaani Mrs Nyambane Orichino was beaten like she was a common witch from some Kisiii village! ‘Wewee! Unareta feeteena gani hapa!
ACT FIVE
*Sigh* She has now reached out to FIDA, her lawyer and Kilimani Police kufungua kesi. Her husband might be haveturned out to be another woman’s meat but to her he has become as rat poison…..
TO BE CONTINUED… (Piano and Organ music…fades away to some SDA church choir singing) lights slowly fade out.!!
Madam! Tunakuskia! Usijali na usiwe na shaka!
There’s absolutely no need for you to shout whilst reading news or reporting. Ata kama uko Kendu Bay County, please remember TV zote zimejengwa na volume control.
Auntie? Please enda check up! Maybe you have a hearing problem. Huko LIONS CLUB Kabete utapewa hearing aid (na ni free!)
Otherwise?? Niaje? Wee ni anchor ama we ni reporter? Or are you both? Aiiii!!!! Lakini it seems you’re unable to differentiate between the two roles. The way I see it, reporting can be sensational whilst reading news is almost always very matter of fact and controlled in delivery … ama aje? You can’t read news the way you report mummy! You’re like ‘Jicho Pevu’ reading the news!!!!! All the same I guess in your own warped world it’s very okay to always shout whilst reporting. Jiangalie vile ‘allova’ sudden you start shouting for apparently no good reason in this exhibit A.
Okay now please! Promise that you’ll stop talking in CAPITAL LETTERS!
CC.
Linus Kaikai
Victor Ngei
NB: Tsk tsk! Yenyewe the way you love shouting my darling Rita? Mmmmmmmm *SMB*…I can only imagine your bedroom soundtrack… it must be the full surround!