NAIROBI CELEBS GOSSIP

The Churchill storo – UPDATE

So the Churchill storo generated a LOOOT of debate jana, it’s only right we tell you what we now know. So yes, Churchill was caught with another man’s wife. Buuut, it was all planned. See, Churchill hooked up with a mama called ‘Njeri’ and they went to her house for ‘some’ action. Before the action began, Churchill was sipping on some acoho like this, shika shikaing the mama. He had his shirt off nini nini. THEN!! Teren Teren…a NIGERIAN man chomokad from one of the rooms, screaming ‘What are you doing with my woman OH’ – Churchill was confused, but instead of the man jumping on Churchill to tandika him a good one, the man GRABBED Churchill’s pants and pulled them OFF! Leaving him with his thuruari ONLY! Then another guy chomokad and took like a hundred foros of Churchill in his handawear! BTW the mama was wearing almost nothing!!

The Nigerian and the mama (who works for a local asset management firm) have been trying to get Churchill to cough out 5 million bob for the foros. But they kinda got the wrong guy; Churchill doesn’t have 5 million just lying around! But Churchill told his bosses and his family of the mchezo that was going on and is currently helping police in the hopes they’ll stop this gang that’s setting up horny married men.

 Zein Noor FIRED!

Jana Zein Noor had one of her ‘moments’. Those who work at Citizen know what I’m talking about. Her moments are special. She gets emotional analia all over, paranoid or super HAPPY in an instant. But jana she was just mad! During the day, they kosanad with a news director and she went off!!! Calling him names and all. The guy wasn’t going to take that crap lying down! He fired her! When she went to WW to tell him about it, all he could say was – you have to go – I can’t overrule my employees.
One of my bosses was super excited when Zein came to Citizen. But aih, I’m sure now he’s just *shaking his head* the mama LOOOVES acoho na vitu zingine sold by the kucha! Guys have seen her tipsy at work – and even sometimes before she goes on air! She needs to get high to function – so sad. Like watching her on Sato on Citizen TV was painful. It’s like she didn’t want to soma the news!