For some unknown reason, "Jackass" star Steve-O was a roaster at last night's "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen." And Steve-O wisely played to his strengths which, of course, means hurting himself.
For further unknown reasons, Steve-O ran face first into the outstretched fist of former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson
who, for additional unknown reasons, was also a roaster. After a less
than graceful dive into the aforementioned fist, Steve-O stood up and
instantly diagnosed his own malady. Steve-O took to his website to explain his actions:
"I told Charlie Sheen that I was so grateful to be a part
of his roast that I was going to attempt to get a black eye from Mike
Tyson."
Sure. Makes sense. Charlie Sheen posted a battle pic of
Steve-O on his Twitter. Not to be a Nervous Nellie, but something
worries us about these two spending a lot of time together.